We don't know it's coming, and we don't know what to do but just sit

there and take it. [thats what she said]

What about critical crits?

facepalm
/10badideas

Only the Golden Machine Gun can fire critical crits.
And in the event of that, the user automatically wins and everyone

else's computers explode.

These ideas are better than people.

What the hell about crit taunts??
/sarcasm

Good God in Haven, what have you created?!
It's aliveeeeee
OH SHI-

I support this, just because of my user name.

I demand Critical walkin...no Critical STANDING!

Build sentries cloaked as enemy team mates which can
undisguise and fire millions of rockets.

I bet all your friends are impressed with your grasp of semantics.

Man I love Tom and Jerry...
Anyway, WOW! I'm going to use that amazing extra 3.4% firing

speed to my advantage...

Semantic math is semantic. The point is it's slower.

This.
/10charmeleons

Grenade Launcher that launches level 3 sentries.

A sentry gun that launches heavies that shoot miniguns that

shoot out spies that constantly backstab.

Jarate + Medigun =
Kritzkrieg
A Medigun that gives a temporary 100% critical boost.
Wait a second...

Backburner + Medigun: you can only heal people from the back
Broken Bottle + Jarate: A useless empty container
Heavy's Speed + Scouts Health: Iron Man?
The Cart + <inset character class>: Predefined Movement Path
Maybe I just don't quite get it... give me some time.

Train + payload + SMG + sticky Launcher = a SMG that fires trains

filled with payloads, right click will detonate the payloads inside the

train. Boom.

You'll have to pry this bottle from my cold dead hands!

While we're at it, let's throw some Beholders in there.
And a "Mind Control" spell for the Spy aswell.

Just as long as the wall is destroyable, and carries a neon sign

saying "Sniper behind this wall" if so, I'm all for it.

The sniper is meant to be sneaky and invisible.

And you can't spawn where the survivors can see you.

Lets make you mod. You seem to know what this forum needs.

[quote]okay the other night i was thinking, "like AD&D, if you roll a

20 you hit anything[/quote]
You have to roll a D20 for attention defecit disorder.
I know I know i had to do it.

He can outsmart Bullet?

HE CAN NEVER OUTSMART BOOLET

At least the velociraptor was original.

Teams happen like 2% of the time.

Change the "TIME WARP" with a pocket watch, and when the spy

activates it he says: "Oh dear, look at the time."

Will one of his taunts be the Haka?

There will never be a new class.

Why don't you just say "I am smarter than everyone, I am a Valve

prophet, I will not even tolerate a mention of another class."

They are intermediaries between their love of the life and your

HATE. Yes.

Hands = The heavy.

It should also move around on its own, and have 8 million health.

It would be balanced as soon as I unlock it and can use it, but until

then it's OP.

"Spy Sappin My Balls" I can hear it now.

"Building a BONK!"

"Erecting a BONK!"

At lvl 4 it rapid fires jarates as well.

Somebody wanna build a bonk around here?

Ugh, then the demoman would need to be nerfed again because he is

black and will win this game hands down....

Turbine is an awful map. It's also ugly.

Just go play on a server with a higher ping.

there is a sentry farm ahead, what do you do?
>get ye uber.
you can't get ye uber.

~The C-4's connected to the green wire,~ The green wire's

connected to the- och Crap...

There can be only one, but I'd rather ye all be dead!

Me heart's in the Highlands, but me feet will be in Bombay!

Yeh wanna play hot potato? Okay, you lose!

BOOOOOMMM! Ha ha, fooled y-*BOOM*

Critical backstab: Makes the opponent die, respawn, and die again.

Then his computer shuts down.

How about a sentry gun that shoots sentry guns that shoot self

replicating/budding engineers that repair your stuff and

teammates stuff then build sentry guns that shoot sentry guns

that shoot ubered heavies whose miniguns shoot soldiers whose

rocket-launchers shoot demomen whose grenades explode into

pyros and spies?
It may need just a tad of balancing, as it may be a bit underpowered,

but I'm sure it's fine.

I put my dispenser in a place no one would guess, way off from the

battle, so it has no use.

Sahsa needs more boolet, i do not like having to run far for more

boolet.
-Heavy Weapons Guy

Or a very active one. I think not shooting the enemy is a sign of

terribleness mGBH.

I GOT BANNED FOR DRINKING MY GRENADE LAUNCHER...

A server admin saw me and asked me to stop. I responded by saying

that my minigun was moist and delicious.

Cream Fortress Pooh
Country Steak: Sauce
Call of Dieting: Modern Saladfare
Halo: STD (Shock Trooper Dude)

Make it punch the Spy in the face when he stabs it.

OUR ARROWS SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!

…no, sir, I’m not peddling a “communist anti-wrench agenda”! I’m

trying to SAVE HUMANITY. Yes, without wrenches. Sir, I’m not

trying to take your wrench away, sir. Sir, I-- Yes, fine, carry as many

as you wish! Twelve? Fantastic, have fun. May I continue now?

Gregory House: It's not what you think! I know it looks like we're

cleaning dishes, but actually we're having sex.
House, M.D

Ragtime Billypeaches, we can't leave you behind, you're a vital

member of our team!

If you assault a person in the street, hold them against the hood of

a car, put toy handcuffs on them, and walk away while reading their

rights and pointing an airsoft gun (sprypainted black) at their head,

nobody will stop you or question you. or report you.

Casting a spell that's supposed to kill someone is not illegal...YET.

Four hundred babies. More lights!

Zeppelin!

If monkeys played football...

Everybody love perverted tentacle monsters!

Never tell your password to anyone.
pancakes?: johns here
holy crit {cp}: god
Delicious Beaf: heh...TVtropes
holy crit {cp}: was up john
Delicious Beaf: not much
pancakes?: so johnathan wat r we doing to day
holy crit {cp}: afk for a moment
pancakes?: k
Delicious Beaf: we are firing our death ray at the ground to cause an

earth shattering kaboom.
pancakes?: no
pancakes?: we arnt
Delicious Beaf: aaaw
pancakes?: doing that
pancakes?: cause you will miss and shoot the sun
Delicious Beaf: ok...
pancakes?: and then he will be like happy frekin birthday and crash

into the earthh
Delicious Beaf: LOL
pancakes?: you follow
Delicious Beaf: yeah
pancakes?: so
pancakes?: wat r we doing to day
pancakes?: wawawawawawawawawawawhat
Delicious Beaf: we are spawning babies so many babies FOUR

HUNDRED BABIES electrolights turbolights powerlights MORE

LIGHTS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR
pancakes?: kewliousies
pancakes?: is spreading
pancakes?: one sec afk
Delicious Beaf: lol
pancakes?: man i just took the bigggest dump
pancakes?: must have been those 2 enchiladas i had for breakfast
pancakes?: is alex back
pancakes?: alex
pancakes?: polack
pancakes?: hey wont you take a ride with me hey must be the money
holy crit {cp}: back
pancakes?: finally
holy crit {cp}: ya
pancakes?: john/
holy crit {cp}: i was eating breakfast
pancakes?: is gone
holy crit {cp}: really?
pancakes?: well i have been trying to talk to him for the last couple

minutes
pancakes?: so are you riding over to johns
holy crit {cp}: maybe
holy crit {cp}: why?
pancakes?: cause i have to go there
holy crit {cp}: have to?
pancakes?: and i went there when ever you were there
holy crit {cp}: ya i dont want to bike across the overpass way to

much work
pancakes?: no i did it twice
pancakes?: and i only almost got hit the first time
pancakes?: the side you cross on i totally safe
pancakes? left chat.
holy crit {cp}: wat? wered you go?
Delicious Beaf: ?
Delicious Beaf: come on over
holy crit {cp}: me?
Delicious Beaf: yah
holy crit {cp}: ????
holy crit {cp}: oh
holy crit {cp}: see you in a jew
Delicious Beaf: kay
holy crit {cp}: ill be there around 12ish maybe
Delicious Beaf: k
holy crit {cp}: maybe
holy crit {cp}: so i heard u lost a duel to a 10 year old
holy crit {cp}: you dead?
holy crit {cp}: or just watching anime porn?
Delicious Beaf: I'm reading xkcd
holy crit {cp}: ohkay
Delicious Beaf: and that kid...I killed him dead
holy crit {cp}: lol tim says you lost
Delicious Beaf: lol tims a liar
holy crit {cp}: no i think your lying tim always tells the truth
holy crit {cp}: if you didn't lose to him who did you lose to?
Delicious Beaf: that kid ragequit cause I killed him so much
holy crit {cp}: ya freaking right
Delicious Beaf: I lost to some W+M1 pyro spammer
holy crit {cp}: in yu gi oh?
Delicious Beaf: ...yes
holy crit {cp}: WAT?
Delicious Beaf: lol
Delicious Beaf: pyro is a type of monster
holy crit {cp}: WAT?
holy crit {cp}: muffins?
Delicious Beaf: lol
holy crit {cp} left chat.
Delicious Beaf: yes
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I love you...but this can't go on...because you're an octopus.



THESE QUOTES BROUGHT TO YOU BY STEAM CHAT AND

FORUMS! Btw, My name is now delicious beaf.